News - The Season 1 Reloaded "update" Broke Call Of Duty Warzone 2 And ( Angry Uncensored Rant )
I will break your damn arm and I will break your damn legs, and I'll make sure that you never see your goddamn family again. That store will stay running at all costs. Think about the millions of dollars this game makes. Think about the millions of dollars this game rakes in on a regular from the skins from the idiots buying skins every day—billions.
They make so much damn money off this, and they didn't take $5 to throw it to the intern to play the damn game. Man, they couldn't even pay that this is the most broken patch that Call of Duty's ever gotten. This is the most broken Call of Duty game that we've ever gotten. This is the most pathetic development team that we've ever had.
I don't give a [__]. Now people are like, Shorty, don't go after the dev team; they're just regular guys like us working 9 to 5. They could have at least tested it. Someone out of the 3, 000 developers that worked on this game couldn't have S down and said, Hey, you know what? This isn't ready for launch, like one person, not even David.
David didn't even say anything. David, come on, when do we stop drawing the conclusion that it's always the big bad? CEOs—yes, they're the evil ones. Yes, they probably put a deadline on this, but there has to be some accountability. The actual development team is more than happy to put their name at the end of the game, but man, I wouldn't put my name anywhere near this.
A man would sign it with a 10-foot pole. Grinch style, like when they went home at the end of the day, did they sit down at dinner and have a nice roasted chicken sit there? Look at their wife across the table and say, Man, babe, I barely did anything today at work. You know what I did? I deleted the load-out fetching data file and then made sure that nobody could actually get their data.
I'm going to take over the world, babe. Come on, at what point do we just say, Hey, this is [__]? If there was a game that needed to have their player base die immediately, it's this one, and if X Defiant was smart, they would release the game they would launch tomorrow; they could launch one map with like three game modes, and people would eat that [__] up because God dang it.
Call of Duty [__] This time, man, there is no coming back from this. There are going to be longtime fans that just dip after this one. Man, there's the Call of Duty shills, as the Ghost of Eight likes to call them. You know, the Call of Duty tee suckers—the ones who are just lathering in that sweet, sweet cod.
Point money, even though they're saying this is broken, we have the most boring Cod today, we have the most stupid Dev team that I've ever seen with sheer incompetency, at this point with the most broken company behind it with the most greedy predatory practices ever, and yet somehow we all still play this well.
Actually, as of this morning when I made the article, there's 79, 000 players online between Modern Warfare 2, Modern Warfare 3, and War Zone. That's so little. Call of Duty used to be a Titan Man, but it is on its knees, it is coughing blood, the oxygen tanks ran out of air, and we're sitting here just watching it die.
We are playing what feels like a shell of a game at this point. I feel like I'm playing in a store. You remember when Walmart used to have like the little Nintendos and you could stand there and play on the Nintendo and you're like. Mom. I'm playing Mario, and mom's like. Yeah, you play Mario.
I'm going to go grocery shopping, or whatever you'd sit there and you couldn't make a save file, you couldn't do anything? That's what this game feels like. It has the same feeling of standing in Walmart as an 8-year-old kid while some guy stares at you from a book that he's not reading. Judging whether or not he can take you away, you just feel uncomfortable.
You're doing good, boom, you suck, you're doing bad, boom, you're a god, you're doing all right, but you got to haven't bought a skin in a while. Here's a lobster full of skins. Boom, there you go. You want to have a fun time. Boom, here's a bad time. You want to have a bad time. Here's a good time.
No matter where you look, you're constantly being directed somewhere else, and at this point, they're so developed, and they're so set in their ways, and they're on Easy Street, and they're sitting back so that they [__] up the simplest task: release the update, not broken. Who holds up here? Should we expect that at this point?
Should we expect that from 3, 000 developers a copy and paste war zone game remastered maps that were meant for a totally different game, so they sure as hell didn't spend any time remastering maps for this game? No, they had it ready for a DLC for Modern Warfare 2. Don't kid yourself. They've done so little work on this game that they messed up the simplest task, which was to give us season 1 reloaded, not broken.
I know right, Wild, Man Wild It's a weird time that we live in now. We are in weird times right now where we get to pay the most for everything but get the least for everything. You got shrink flation in your grocery stores, and now you got shrink flation in your games, where they don't even give you a good update, but God damn it, man, they're going to make sure that store bundle is priced really well.
20% off for you. There better be some sort of compensation. There won't be any, but there should be at least something for the player base that stays with you after this because this was abysmal. This was sheer competence, and it really showed how little you give a [__] about your community, Call of Duty Activision, and it really shows how little pride your developers have.
Maybe that's because you don't pay them enough. Maybe you don't treat them well, but it really shows how little pride they have in their goddamn. job I would not have put my name on this, and I'm just going to say it here now. This was a sad excuse for an update, and this was a sad excuse for the [__] goddamn reloaded update.
Most of this was already done when they released the game. Let's be real anyway, ladies and gentlemen. I hope you have a fantastic day playing anything else other than Call of Duty, because it doesn't work right now. I look forward to seeing you guys in the next article. Have a good day.
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