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I walk through the valley of the shadow of death and come out the other side. That is definitely not how that Coolio song goes. So we've got three new 6 versus 6 multiplayer maps from Modern Warfare 3, and you know what that means—that we're going to get by 10-year-olds over and over until we throw the controller out the window and wonder why the hell we ever bought this game in the first place.
But don't worry, I'm here to help while the kids are all wasting their time dressing up like a heavily armed duck or some third-rate musician. I'm going to answer the questions that matter to us oldies, like where is the tourist information office, what are the toilet facilities like, and the most important one: where do I hide until this all just blows over?
Let's do this, Ura, whatever the hell that's supposed to be. So this first new map is Stash House, and let me just say for the record that if you or any of your friends or family members are thinking about becoming a drug baron or baroness lady, it's a modern world, and I'm sure there are just as many women out there perfectly able to run an international organized crime syndicate as there are men.
There's that film. Now, isn't there the lady with the boobs for Modern Family? She did it, so can you believe sisters? Anyway, don't expect to become a drug lord, baron, or V account. I'm not entirely sure how the drug management hierarchy works. Don't expect that straight away; you need to start small.
This stash house probably would have taken years to build and fill, and you're unlikely to have the infrastructure in place in the early days to be able to ship all the gear out anyway, which means your drugs are just sitting around going moldy. The rent for something like this can also be quite expensive unless you're lucky enough to be able to buy your own drug storage.
Outright, either way, the police will eventually come around and they'll say, Is this a load of drugs?, and you'll say, No, it's sugar, and they're like, No, it isn't, and you're like, Yeah, it is. I've got a really sweet tooth, and they're like, Go to jail. Forever, so you'll need a big team of henchmen for security who are all probably on at least minimum wage depending on which country you're setting up in and obviously you'll want to do background checks on each of them to make sure they've actually killed the people they say they have you don't to end up with a busload of that got taken out by the same net ball team in a bar fight, so yeah lots of admin in the early days maybe start with a stash shed, possibly on a secluded allotment somewhere or at your grandmother's house so if the Poo do appear you can just go yeah we've been worried about her for years to be honest gone a bit loopy thought the cakes were tasting a bit funny, you can always bring us some soup in prison she'll be all right The key phrase here is plausible deniability, and don't worry if I'm talking too fast here and you're trying to take notes.
I will add chapter sections to this article. Just finally, for this map, looking around, obviously, the kids are all running around here having fun. The good news is that a toilet is pretty solid, but who the hell shits an entire solid Apple What is this UAV? If this is you go and get checked out, that's just gone straight through you.
That's not normal. Atast has enough bog roll; that's good. The do's probably at least three p, so you know that'll hold off a lot of small arms fire and probably some shrapnel. Just keep yourself away from the window, and yeah, you've got your spot. I'd say for the rest of the game, So the good thing about running a drug empire is that you've got a bit of spare cash to go on some nice holidays, and Vista here looks like a really good start.
This map is based on a hillside in Rio, so you're probably not too far away if you'll need to pop home and water your coca fields and check in on the Henes. Things to watch out for on this map: Well, being on a hillside means that things can get a bit deathy if you don't watch your step and accidentally do a Peta pan off the edge.
If you do, there's definitely no tennis view this week, I guarantee it. There's a restaurant here; you'll need to book early though, as even though there's quite a bit of room in this building, there aren't many tables or chairs. I haven't seen any of the Trip Advisor reviews yet, but there's also a cocktail bar, so even if the food's crap, you can wash it all down with a few Margaritas and live music too.
There's a Chaz and Dave tribute act on this weekend; anyone not from the UK will need to Google them, and they're being supported by The Cheeky Girls, who you might also have to Google, and I promised they were real people, or so we were. I told you, but this is a nice glass floor with the plants.
I like that. The artwork here is all done by the local schoolchildren on special bulletproof paper that they have in schools in the area. There is barely a scratch. You don't get that with normal paper and cray, but this particular piece here was done by Alice, who's six, and she likes eating Play-Doh and shoplifting, little Scamp.
By the way, I should have said that if you're wondering what gun I'm using here, it's a red one. I was hoping to get up this tower and maybe show you some of the local birds and wildlife, but I imagine there's quite an angry person up there with a sniper rifle. Usually, in this game, it might not be open at this time of year, but it is still winter.
I suppose she'll probably come back for Easter or the holidays, but yeah, taking aside the relentless noise and death This is actually a pretty picturesque and tranquil map; maybe bring a picnic and some C4 and check it out. Of course, sometimes you just want to get away from it all and fly somewhere exotic, like Barbados, Hawaii, or Winden.
And now we've got access to another airport map in Modern Warfare 3 to let us do just that; this one's called departures. So now that's two airports and three maps based around Rio, not that the developers are running out of ideas or anything. The good news is that the check-in desks are quiet at the moment; there is no queuing.
Unfortunately, it does seem that a few of the flights have been delayed or cancelled. I don't know what all that's about; it might be the weather or something like that. Check with your airline before you set off today, and whatever you do, pack and Uzi if you are going to arrive. There's no one here in the office to ask about anything, so it looks like we'll just be listening to that on-hold music on the phone to customer service.
Try to find a quiet spot away from the gunfire if you can. But while you wait for news about your flight, there is a cafe that will sell you an offensively priced cup of hot water with brown grit in the bottom of it. But that's not all they do; you can also have an offensively priced cup of hot water with brown grit in it with almond milk.
