News - Why I'm Not Playing Warzone 3

Ever since the first day when War Zone 3 dropped, this mother has been getting on my nerves, and by now, at this point, I'm just and I don't have enough of him. I'm tired of hearing him talk. Stop pointing your [__] finger at me. I mean, doesn't he give off racist cop vibes? Doesn't he seem like the type of [__] to call the police on his own, mama?

I can't stand that, and I don't really know why he's just a article game character. and the end screen ain't any better. You got to come back down and [__] listen to him bump his [__] gum some more, and I'm tired of it. I don't want to hear or see him any more. Why do we have this lame intro and exit screen?

It was perfect the way it was before you started off on the airplane. You got momentum; it's dope; it pumped you up; it got you ready; the end game was even dope; you know what I'm saying. Help the airplanes waiting for you. You get on there, you're high FIV, and you ride out. It was all dope. Who in the [__] conceived this [__] that we have now?

I don't like it. But is that why I'm not playing War Zone? That's not really why it's hella annoying, and like I said, I don't like it, but that's not enough to make me stop playing War Zone. This article I'm going to talk about, All of the things that I don't like about War Zone 3 and why I'm not playing it that much, starting off with the fact that I like to play.

Resurgence, and I like to play the new maps. I don't ever want to play some old maps from last year when it comes to multiplayer or war zones. I'm not one of those guys who wants to stretch the Call of Duty game for more than 12 months. We got a new card, and we got a new war zone map. That's what I want to play, but I like to play Resurgence.

If you go to Resurgence right now, the only maps that's coming up are Aika Island and Von, and although those maps were fine for War Zone 2, we're in War Zone 3 now, and I don't want to play that old [ __ ]. That's like graduating from high school but then choosing to do the eighth grade again. I want to play the new map, but it's not available.

They're already playing Hokey Pokey with the [__] map in War Zone 3. It just came. Out last week, you could play Ersan, the new map in Resurgence, but only in quads. This week you can play Ersan in Resurgence, but only in trios, so if this is following the trend, that means next week we'll be able to play ö standing Resurgence for duos, and then a week after that I'll finally get to touch it in solos.

That's two guys, goddamn. So in the meantime, I'm forced to play Big Map, which, in case you don't know, I don't like. It's too much; it's too many people. You know what I'm saying. 150 people drop in; only one person wins; you get a one-in-150 chance of winning. That's not my idea of a good time.

I have sat and played this [__] hours upon hours upon hours upon hours and haven't ever gotten one win. I went and played one game of Vonell, and I got the win immediately. Left, that's because I've been there and done that. There's nothing left to do over there. That's why I'm not playing this.

It's old, and I don't want to play it. I want to play the new [__]. But the new [__] is shitty because it's just a big map, and why is the big map so shitty? Let's talk about all of that. Not only do all of these open spaces and ranges make you a perfect target for snipers, but the big map makes me a perfect target for stream snipers.

Ever since War Zone Goddamn won, if I play Big Map, I get 50 million dick suckers riding my [__] dick. Every goddamn game, I can't even get an honest shot at the [__]. And even if I do get an honest shot at the broken meta in the game, don't make it any better. Just last week, they had the ugliest [__] metal, which I thought was the ugliest meta in War Zone: burst fire AR, single tap [__] Marksman rifle, dog [__] that I don't even enjoy playing with; I like playing with ARs and SMGs; I couldn't do that because that wasn't met; and the bass B.

Now here we are this week; they've already nerfed them guns, but somehow they managed to buff and completely break the snake shots again, dual-will [__] snake shotgun pistols. I played a little bit of War last night; I died like three or four times to those goddamn pistols, my last [__] game. I'm in second place.

I got the house held down. I got claymores planted. I got a gas mask, the circle's leaving, and I'm going to pull a gas play and shoot the [__] in the ass whoever's on the [ __ ]. Roof, can you believe the bird dropped in through my [__] window like a Navy shield and popped me with them [__] snake shots, man [__] the goddamn snake shot, and [__] playing war zone with broken metal and bunny hopping [__]?

That's another thing: the movement in War Zone 2, although it was a little slow, I thought it was fine. I thought it was fine because I didn't have to deal with slide counselors, and even better than that. I didn't have to deal with you [__] ass bunny. Hoppers, but all of that [__] is back this year, and I don't particularly enjoy that [__].

Yeah, it's cool being able to get shot at and slide, cancel, slip, dip, and get away, but when you're trying to kill somebody in that [__] happen, it's that fun. When you come around the corner and you see somebody that's not even looking at you and you start putting bullets in them, and they're almost dead, but they turn and start bunny hopping, and somehow you jump over all your [__] bullets and kill them before you can finish killing them, it's that fun.

Is that [__] fun? Having a broken snake shot meta in the game means that I'm going to have to run snake shots too. I enjoy playing with [__] dual-while shotgun pistols. No, so if you want to succeed in War Zone, you're forced to play with [__] that you don't even like because the metal's broken already, not to mention the time to kill is so [__] fast.

What the hell happened? The time to kill in Black Ops 4 was slower than the goddamn time to kill in War Zone 3. How does that make sense? I don't have to play War Zone. It's the murder; show [__] with me.