News - Us Presidents Play Call Of Duty: Warzone 2i
It's good that, at last, all three of us can get on the field at the same time. It's been way too long, but it's been great. I'm excited to try this new Call of Duty. I swear, probably not. Since Black Ops 2, they have just really gone downhill. The last game I properly played was Advanced Warfare.
After that, there was no way I was wasting $60 on a [__] ass game. That's some straight facts. Nothing will ever compare to Black Ops 2, though, and that could be down to the great nostalgia of getting home, loading up some multiplayer, and just [__] on kids all evening and grinding for Prestige Master and diamond guns.
I still remember how happy I was to get the MP7 gold, which was my first golden gun. Peacekeeper was another notable one. Yeah, so true. Even the DLCs were amazing. When they dropped buried and Di Rise zombies, I was in love. I still love going back to play them now. Yeah, so great. Di Rise was my favorite.
My highest round was on Buried, and Mob of the Dead was a joke as well, as it was just so different from the other maps. I can't remember the names of the later maps, but I never really got into those ones as much. I totally agree. The last map was Origins, I believe, but I never really liked that much either.
What are you guys thinking of this game? Is it worth your $60, or are you just sticking with other games and spending $60 on this game? Just play this beta for free, and then I'm done. I just don't really care for the franchise anymore; it would have to be something truly special to get me to buy a Cod game again.
The last Call of Duty I bought at release was Advanced Warfare in 2014. Yeah, [__] this game, even though this beta is all right, it's pretty shocking too. I think it's only just gotten back to being decent, nearly 10 years later. Yeah, the main thing that pisses me off is this server side [ __ ].
There's a reason we are having to use Discord instead of game chat, all because this game doesn't recognize my microphone. Yeah, anyway, I think that's enough [__] on the game for now. Let's switch the subject. I know what we can talk about, so basically, I'm becoming an absolute tank. If you identify as a tank, what are your pronouns, Barack?
He isn't identifying as a tank, you [ __ ]. He means he's going to be getting massive in the gym, or at least I hope that's what you're talking about. Of course, that's what I'm talking about. I've already been able to get my bench to 100 lbs in the first month—nothing compared to the 250 lbs I currently bench—but good start, Barack.
I respect you finally getting into the gym and trying to make those gains. Damn, what about me, Donald? What about you? I don't think you have ever lifted weights in your life. No, I haven't, but I use the gym, and I'm a veteran on the StairMaster. The stairs master is for men and women; there is nothing to be proud of there.
I think you need to do a gym session with myself and Barack. We will get you looking like a unit in no time. Order some protein powder because I know your diet of ice cream is not going to have enough protein in it. I like the sound of that. I will Amazon Prime myself some protein powder right now.
However, I will be getting a mint chocolate chip ice cream flavor that sounds good. Also, I've watched some fitness YouTubers, and one of the meals I got from them was protein ice cream. It's literally just protein powder ice, and some milk tastes a bit like ice cream and will probably taste really good if you are using your mint chocolate chip flavor.
Yippy, that sounds supreme. I'm so excited to get built like a rock. There'll be some good bonding for the squad through that. We could actually even get the rock to come with us. Make sure we're actually going to fail. I like that idea. Sort it out, Barack. On it, I have to say the bonding we have in the gym may actually make us play better as a gaming squad.
We will be running the gym and the gaming lobby in no time. Not going to lie, I like gaming, but you made that sound pretty gay. Well, let me make it even more gay. I got my daily poem ready, for [__] sake. No, thank you. I agree with Barack. Not today, Joe. Do I look like I care what you think and also shut the [__] up and enjoy Barack with determination?
He lifts weights on the bar, his biceps bulging like a shining star. Joe Swift is agile on the treadmill; he strides; endurance is his monra as he pushes the tides. Donald Relentless bench presses with flare, determination in his eyes, and a fiery glare. In this sacred space, their differences dissolve between the United States and Canada as their bodies evolve.
But when the day is done and the gym is behind them, they gather around consoles, their spirits aligned. With controllers in hand, they venture through the screen into the virtual world where heroes convene. Side by side, they conquer virtual realms, and with laughter and banter, their friendship overwhelms.
Their political divide fades away as Fortnite and Cod consume the day. Finally, you are done. That was so awful. I got killed. Know that it was down to you just being [__] at this game. Nah, Barack, what's more likely—Joe's shitty poem getting me killed or that I am just as bad at this game?
Well, you do love your excuses. Donnie, but I imagine you will end this game at the top of the leaderboard, so I will blame it on Joe. Barack, you're meant to have my back as a fellow Democrat. Suck it, Joe; stop being [__] and he will side with you. I like you both equally, to prove it. I have written a poem for the both of you for [__] sake, not another one.
My head's already got a killer migraine shout at Donnie, Yiy Barack. I am so excited one who achieves and the one who deceives two great men whom I deeply believe Donald the Gamer, with his prowess untamed, and Biden the Statesman, with his agenda proclaimed In the gaming realm. Donald Trump does thrive with skill and strategy; he keeps hopes alive from virtual battles to conquering lands; he holds his own with gaming in his hands; but in the realm of politics.
Joe Biden shines. With years of experience, his wisdom aligns, and he crafts his agenda with precision and care, seeking progress and justice for all to share. Though different in nature, these friendships unfold as Biden and Trump both value I am told that friendship knows no boundaries or divides, uniting hearts even with wide opinions, and that they are so [__] I don't want to hear them.
The only thing [__] is your crappy aim; you didn't even kill that guy, which is embarrassing. Don't get annoyed, Barack. Donnie is always a prick, but I loved it. Yeah, of course you did kiss ass. You were definitely the teacher's pet at school, no question about it, and what the teachers love about me is being a good student, just like how I am a good president.
